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Christmas is coming.

Christmas is coming, with the Office Christmas tree going up. But I'm not sure if all the Christmas decorations are actually suitable?

New Store in London

Mick, our Sale Director had a busy day this week with a trip down to the stunning new store in London, GEAR.

Occupying the same location as the original Expectations Store, GEAR London has a fantastic range of quality products together with an ethos that matches our own, with  helpful knowledgeable staff and a wide range of our products. If you are in the area, why not pop in?

EroFame - Setup

Its time for our annual trip to Germany for EroFame 2017. Early mornings, Driving across 1/2 of Europe and then 3 days of the biggest adult trade show in Europe, but its certainly worth it.

Stand Setup is always fun, converting a van load of cardboard boxes into some semblance of order, and five hours later,  with quite a few rolls of industrial velcro we are getting there.

New ElectroEgg Review

ToyTorture, a well established reviewer in Europe has posted a review on our highly popular E-Stm ElectroEgg. You can find his review at although I don't agree that a sphincter could hold 12 kgs, the braking strain of the connection cables (and 12Kgs is around 26lbs!!!), and we don't recommend you take the ElectroEgg apart for cleaning.

You can track down the ElectroEggs on our UK/EU store here, and our US/Worldwide store here.

We have been nominated

Well the ETO awards nominations are out and yet again we are proud to feature in the nomination list.

Firstly we are up for best specialist product distributor, an award we won last year so it's fantastic to be nominated again.

ETO also launched a new award this year, for the best new HiTech product , and we are honoured to be nominated for this inaugural award for our ElectroPebble.

Voting closes at 5pm on June 15th 2017, and if you wish to vote all you need to do is visit ETO Awards and vote for us. Registration is free and ETO magazine is a great resource for anyone involved in the adult industry.

ETO show cancelled

Yes it's true
So the news is out, the ETO show has been cancelled for 2017. They say it will be back next year, but since both price and Brexit and being blamed for its demise unless the big venues drop the prices, and Brexit fixes itself overnight, I feel it may be hard work to bring it back in a similar style for 2018.

Not surprised
We sort of knew it was on the cards, when the organiser starts dropping hints about venue changes, then promises that details will be released at the end of the week, and then that week passes, then the next, and then emails are not replied to, you start to get the hint.

Possibly not the best way
Although we all use social media, It would have been nice to hear directly, not via Facebook, and it would have been even nicer not to have lost money in advance hotel bookings, but that is life, and a risk you take in business. (But if you ever plan to book the Crown at the NEC, then be well aware of their complete disinterest in terms of customer service).


It's Twins

It's here!! It took 3 days to clear the workshop to make space, 5 weeks on a boat from the US, and 4 months from ordering to delivery. But now we have a shiny new Haas ST15, sitting in the workshop next to its baby brother the ST10.

It's bigger!!
The '15 has a higher capacity compared to our original ST10, so we can now make it bigger, better and make more of them.

We pride ourselves on the fact that we make 98% of our items here in the UK, as this means we can maintain the quality of our products without compromising on their usability.

Arrival - not sure if the truck was big enough!!

At least it was well packed.

Tried not to upset the neighbours, but we did take over the Car Park - and the road outside.

Removal of the old machine, this was made in 1995 and still worked on most days.

Things are easier with a big forklift.

Not sure if it's going to go through the fire exit!! Getting the '15 into the building with only 7cm clearance in the corridor was a bit fun, wi…

Any plans this week?

Any plans this week?

Today (Tuesday) will see us at the southern engineering show in Farnborough looking at even more new and shiny engineering toys.

Tomorrow (Wednesday) we have to clear out a big chunk of our engineering workshop and dispatch area, to clear some space, while on Thursday our new toy arrives - if you can call our 3rd £60k 3 ton new CNC machine a toy!

We then have to move out a CNC mill (hope its not raining), move out the old old CNC lathe, shift the new one in with only 3cm to spare in the corridors, and then put it all back together before bringing in the electrician to wire in all up. It's a big heavy and expensive jigsaw puzzle.

Friday sees the installation engineer in with a day of resetting the old machines and installing the new machine, which normally involves lots of gentle tapping with hammers to get everything aligned to within .001mm and then we just have to wait until Monday for the commissioning engineer to arrive for the next machine.

We could do what o…

Are we spying on you?

You may or many not be aware that Standard Innovation, the makers of an internet connected vibrator called the We-Vibe have recently settled a massive $3.75 million dollar lawsuit in the US for breach of privacy over data their app controlled vibrator was sending back to them when in use.

Firstly I would point out that Standard Innovation have reportedly settled the case early to avoid the prolonged litigation and ever spiralling costs that defending such a case entails in the US, so whether they are guilty or not is notwithstanding.

Panic panic it's creepy
Now you will read many option pieces on how creepy this all is and 'why would a company want to monitor my orgasms?', but I think the truth is a little more basic. The data was sent back not because there was some pervert in a back room who got off on how many times you played with a vibrator, but simply because the hardware had the capacity to do so, and someone probably though it was 'a good idea'.

No secret bunk…

Website moves and changes

Well it has taken over a week, but both our UK store and our Worldwide web store have now been upgraded and now run under https:// for increased security. We have also moved the worldwide store a little to rather than the older, but if you are still using the old links not to worry as they will redirect automatically.

Mobile Friendly
Both of our stores are now mobile and tablet friendly so it is even easier to order, and we are in the process of reviewing every product and ensuring you have the most up to date images and product data, If there is something you would like us to add about a product, then please drop us a line.

No change to your details
Unlike other websites we have retained all the login details so you will not have to retype all your details when placing an order. We know how annoying it is when you hit a new site and get the message - we have upgraded the store but could not be bothered to migrate your details over -…

New Satin finish electrodes

We have spent time and effort to ensure our range of estim electrodes is just right, but then we still manage to find ways to improve them!!

If you have enjoyed the slightly 'industrial' look of our original brushed finish, then you are going to love the look and feel of our new exclusive luxurious satin finish.

Satin FinishUnlike cheaper electrodes, our new Satin finish is NOT a coating, as coatings can chip flake and rub off, but an engineered surface finish applied directly to the metal parts of the electrode after they have passed though our CNC machining process. 

How do we do it?Once machined each electrode is inspected and then locked into a sealed protective cabinet and hand blasted by a high speed stream of ultra fine glass beads, giving a, consistent, smooth and clean finish which sparkles in the right light. 

The electrode is then cleaned, inspected again, before being assembled, tested, hygiene sealed and packed, ready to be shipped off to its new owner, together wit…

The New ElectroHelix and Series 1 what is the difference ?

After around 14 years in production we finally decided it was possibly time to retire our classic E-Stim Systems Series 1. Many thousands of people have started their e-stim journey with a Series 1, including us, but after 14 years it does come to the point where you think you could just tweek the design a little and give whole lot more.

The result of that tweeking is the new ElectroHelix

But what is the difference? Here is a breakdown of the differences between our classic E-Stim Systems Series 1, and our new ElectroHelix.

More modes Technology has moved on in 14 years, so the ElectroHelix has an advanced microprocessor giving more modes (5 against the 3 of a Series 1, together with better display.

Mode selection is now via a push button rather than a rotary knob.
More Power The ElectroHelix is more powerful than the Series 1. And if you think you want even more, there is even a special hidden ‘intense’ mode (Think of it as a 'Sport' mode). Power is always highly subjective i…

UK store now more secure

With the big changes from Google marking every website that asks for a password as 'not secure', we are now in the process of moving our websites over to https.

Hyper Text Transfer Protocol Secure (HTTPS is the secure version of HTTP, the protocol over which data is sent between your browser and the website that you are connected to. The 'S' at the end of HTTPS standss for 'Secure'. It means all communications between your browser and the website are encrypted.

We have now finished the changes on our UK store, as we have now made sure that everything works correctly under https. You currently can use both, one we are sure everything is working we will switch over to https for everything. If you want it all, you just need to visit

Previously only our payment system ran under https, but now everything is working under the secure protocol.


Are you sitting comfortably?

Sometimes sitting when using e-stim electrodes can be a little uncomfortable especially if you are using our standard 4mm connectors. We have for quite a while offered a low profile connector which were quite effective but they were a a bit angular, still sat a little too proud, and didn't fit all of our electrodes.

So we got our cable guru to work on some new designs and now we have a smoother moulded low profile plug which now fits every one of our premium electrodes apart from the small magnum.

Available in store

You want more Gel??

With the popularity of our E-Stim Systems branded 100ml electro gel, we now offer a larger more 'sexy' looking 250ml pump option.

They are ideal for dungeons and play at home as they offer better value for money, and can give you a dollop of gel from one hand.

Our gel is not as watery as some on the market and it's medically CE marked which means that it is suitable for internal use.

Available in our webstores and from many of our stockists.

Off to Amsterdam

We have been off to Amsterdam today, to meet with the team at MrB, firstly to show off some new products and run a bit of staff training, as well as visiting their fantastic Amsterdam store.

You can find our products in most MrB stores throughout Europe.

Location:Empire Centre,Watford,United Kingdom